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Not sure why Matthew had the urge to write this but I thought it was weird and quirky and funny. (Comment from Matthew's father, Arthur.)
The Santa Pig Boy
by Matthew Ware
December 2018
C h r i s t m a s
One day there was a big pig in someone’s house and he rolled and played and danced and when he stopped he wanted water but I gave him milk. You might be asking yourself why I didn’t give him water? Because he had spit in my face and that was very rude!
Then when he bought another pig he treated him the same way. Was it because of him or because of the pig?
That is why detective Matthew is in a hunt for that man who treated his pig with such a rude breath.
So when Santa Claus came he took one pig and he put a chip on the pig’s brain so that he would act nicer and more well behaved.
Let’s go piggy I am pink too! I want to make an announcement that it is important to be a pig because it is bad to be a pig hater when there is an elephant in the attic of your house it is hard sometimes.
Because that is why we like to eat potatoes with milk, and one day I will eat a slice of pizza to honor the pig for being such a good sport
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